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Post by Chou Damian on Jun 10, 2008 19:56:19 GMT -5
You do, but you don't use them quick enough and I come and steal them. (And kill you)
I wish I had a $1,000,000
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Post by Chou Malachi on Jun 10, 2008 21:32:31 GMT -5
Granted, but it's all counterfeit and you're taken to prison for 10 years for using false currency.
I wish for a Snickers bar and a Coke.
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Post by Mesthesi (Elite) on Jun 11, 2008 0:25:46 GMT -5
Granted but the snickers and coke are of a bad batch and you die from food poisoning.
I wish for a ticket to download festival.
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Post by kurzahn on Jun 11, 2008 10:13:08 GMT -5
Granted, but when you get to the festival a fat guy does a stage-dive, everyone gets out of the way but you, because you were feeling sick due to bad sausages they were selling in a kiosk.
You are flattened and spend the rest of your life paralysed in a wheelchair.
I wish there weren't any idiots and sites like 4chan on the internet.
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Post by Chou Damian on Jun 11, 2008 10:18:29 GMT -5
Granted, but now every site is replaced by even worse sites, and the idiots becmones assholes, ruining your internet experience.
I wish I had more karma
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Post by kurzahn on Jun 11, 2008 10:21:57 GMT -5
Granted, you now have so much karma that your character becomes a pacifist wimp because fighting is 'bad' and die of boredom, unable to take action due to your very nature.
I wish I had a private planet of my own, where everything was perfect.
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Post by Chou Damian on Jun 11, 2008 10:26:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you are the only living thing on your planet, you have nothing on your planet except for a house with nothing in it and enevtually commit suicide out of depression.
I wish I owned a snake
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Post by Chou Masahiro Watanabe on Jun 11, 2008 10:27:05 GMT -5
Granted, but it's core is unstable. You think it's perfect, but you have second thoughts on the word perfect when it exploded in your face.
I wish that my brother would become good at gaming so he would stop pestering me.
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Post by Chou Damian on Jun 11, 2008 10:32:29 GMT -5
Granted, but he bocomes so good that he annoys you even more, talking shit about how bad you are compared to him, and stuff like that.
I wish for a burrito
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Post by Chou Masahiro Watanabe on Jun 11, 2008 10:45:53 GMT -5
Granted. I poisoned it.
I wish I wish I had a fish... That cannot be, under any circumstances, poisoned.
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Post by kurzahn on Jun 11, 2008 10:50:24 GMT -5
Granted.
The fish is so massive that when it arrives at your house you do not have a big enough tank to keep it in and it dies.
I wish I was an only child.
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Post by Chou Masahiro Watanabe on Jun 11, 2008 12:01:26 GMT -5
Granted. Life gets really lonely.
I wish I had a girlfriend... that wasn't stuck up and prissy... nor shy enough to run away from me... nor afraid of me... nor anything in the world I consider bad... And she can't die... And we could live happily ever after forever XD Corrupt THAT! =3 I love making challenges.
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Post by kurzahn on Jun 11, 2008 13:34:05 GMT -5
Granted. She loves you so much, however, that you get tired of her constantly being around and commit suicide.
I wish I had a rubber Duck.
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Post by Mesthesi (Elite) on Jun 11, 2008 16:05:16 GMT -5
Granted but you sneeze whilst playing with it and when you inhale you suck up the duck and choke.
I wish it could be christmas every day.
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Post by Chou Damian on Jun 11, 2008 16:06:50 GMT -5
Granted, but the Jews become pissed without Hanukah and hunt you down. I lead them and we all kill you.
I wish it was Hanukah everyday.
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